Posts Tagged ‘star wars’

A Penetrating Look Inside McCain

By Barry Husein • Sep 29th, 2009 • Category: Canaduh, Uncategorized

By Barry Hussein, TEXAS – Maverick Arizona senator and recent candidate for US president John McCain is hard at work applying the finishing touches to his tell-all campaign trail memoir, “Inside McCain”, due out this Christmas.

After McCain fell asleep last night at his standing desk (that’s right – he sleeps upright) I sneaked round him and by tongs pulled the moist manuscript from a secret location on his person where it had been secretly secreted.


George Lucas to Shoot Chinese Democracy Videos

By admin • Dec 2nd, 2008 • Category: Highlighted Brutality, Thinking Man's Rock

George Lucas is ready to rumble. Locked and loaded with energy after the stunning success of his latest act of self-sabotage Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, the gruff-as-ever Lucas confirmed Monday that he is slated to direct the first of seven videos from Guns N’ Roses fresh out the oven Chinese Democracy album.


‘Jar Jar Binks Hiding in Iran’ – US State Dept Official

By Barry Husein • Jul 27th, 2008 • Category: Presidential Daily Brief

By Barry Hussein, WASHINGTON – As George W. Bush tidies up the last remaining loose ends of his 8 year stint as U.S. president an official at the state department, speaking anonymously, stated yesterday that soon-to-be-released documents will show Al Qaeda lieutenant Jar Jar Binks is “hiding in Iran”.
The surprising news could prove a boon [...]