Monthly Archives: May 2008

Kill!Kill!Kill!: Marshall Stack Hits The Dirt in Hogtown

May 22, 2008

By Marshall Stack, TORONTO-

The Canadian spring is now nearing lateness, and all about is green with life. Squirrels are screaming in the trees as raccoons shuffle earthward to defecate.

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Priceless Van Gogh PowerPoints Recovered

May 19, 2008

By Barry Hussein, PARIS – Priceless PowerPoint flow charts done by art world darling Vincent Van Gogh were found inside the bikini brief underpants of vacationing tourist Gerry Ham, as he attempted to board an Airbus 230 for his native […]

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2 McDonald’s Cheeseburgers Are Cheaper Than 1 Double Cheeseburger

May 2, 2008

By Grande Chef Otto, TOKYO- As world food prices soar and balloon out of control prestigious Caribbean think tank MyGoodies is reporting that on site inspections conclusively indicate that 2 McDonald’s cheeseburgers are cheaper than one double cheeseburger. “We found […]

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