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Monthly Archives: February 2008
Top Record Stores Offer ‘Five Finger Discount’ Fridays
By DJ Salinger, TOKYO – In a preemptive shot across the bow of music piracy kingpins and iPod inventors Bill and Melinda Gates, top record stores HMV and Tower Records announced they plan to appeal to the dark side of […]
Japan Introduces ‘Foreigner-Only’ Train Compartments
By Ohashi Jozu, TOKYO – As the foreign population bursts and explodes in Japan, leading to more and more awkward moments between normal Japanese and uncouth Americans, forward-thinking Japanese transportation companies have come up with a novel solution: Foreigner-Only train […]
I Don’t Like Rainy Days
By Lorna (Special to The Brutal Times)- I don’t like rainy days. I dunno, I guess it’s just because it requires that little extra effort and I’m so tucked out after giving the kids a bath the previous night and […]
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Tagged canada, family, homemakers, kids, lunch, normal, Ordinary People, prozac, rain, the brutal times, therapy
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One Man’s Opinion: Opera Sucks
By Marshall Stack (TORONTO)- Musicologist Matt Von Vertmoor is a man driven. Each morning at exactly five a.m. he leaves his tiny downtown apartment and travels by subway to the Canadian Opera Company’s Performance Venue on Queen St. West. After […]